Sucking mandarines.

I'd decided i would eat chocolate cereal balls until i crawled in the floor.

"What an idiot" my subconcious said to me couragously.

My dog moaned and i wondered if he was asking me to take him downstairs (His uncapability of going step by stpe made him slide downstairs more than once), if he wanted me to give him some of my cereals (which i wouldn't of course) or if he was kind'a laughing at me watching how deplorable i had turned through the day.

"What a retard" And this time it wasnt my subconcious, it was my own very thinking brain watching my cellphone and his message.
What gave him the right to...?to...?
Oh, i know, it is my fault indeed.

I must eat more chocolate and burn myself in petroleum when i reach obesity and the discapacity of moving my fat-chocolatious ass from tha chair.

Lets wait and see.

Ill tell you in a 12 years time how it turned out.